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why the signs have no social life;
Aries: I choose not to.. I hate everyone
Taurus: rather hang with my dog
Gemini: eating is better then talking !!
Cancer: because I luv my bed
Leo: NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE
Virgo: I just don't text back
Libra: wait what's social lives ??
Scorpio: busy with world domination
Sagittarius: cats r better then ppl tho
Capricorn: I would.. but I like my couch
Aquarius: sleep>socializing
Pisces: BUT TWITTERS SOCIAL SO HA
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