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the signs at christmas;
Aries: pretends to like their presents
Taurus: fake smiles at people who didn't get them anything
Gemini: sends you an entire list of expensive things they want for xmas
Cancer: helps with dinner
Leo: watches your reaction carefully when u open a gift from them
Virgo: tolerates annoying family
Libra: brings their partner
Scorpio: wants to fight everyone but covers it up with banter
Sagittarius: first one to open presents
Capricorn: puts up the decorations and complains that they're doing it alone but doesn't let u help
Aquarius: asks if they can be santa
Pisces: having too much eggnog
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i'm too tired to function bye