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texts from the signs;
Aries: the fuck. THE FUCK. YOU NEVER TEXT ME EVER AND YOU CALL ME CHUM?!
Taurus: i like you-like you...
Gemini: omyGOd / what the fuck was going on at 1 AM
Cancer: talk to ya later friendo!
Leo: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , all caps, and lots of crazy infuriating stories)
Virgo: (goes nuts correcting typos)
Libra: IM GONNA KIDNAP YOUR DOG
Scorpio: hello deary! <3
Sagittarius: alright, mountains of hugs <3 bye bye!
Capricorn: you knob
Aquarius: "lol" after every sentence
Pisces: smEEPAI oMFG SO KAWAII DESU
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