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things the signs would say (the office);
Aries: i'm gonna set your face on fire
Taurus: life is short. drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. that's one of my mottos
Gemini: no one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me
Cancer: you're ugly and i know it for a fact cause i got the evidence right there
Leo: i am Beyoncé, always
Virgo: you're looking at the master of leaving parties early
Libra: i would date the hell out of me
Scorpio: who says exactly what they're thinking? what kind of game is that?
Sagittarius: i would text back tbt. bring that booty
Capricorn: is this enough to get twenty people plastered?
Aquarius: everybody dance now
Pisces: only thing that could make this day better is ice cream
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