Aries: Donald Trump

Taurus: Minions

Gemini: a spider (they'd probably make someone else do it for them though)

Cancer: Meek Mill

Leo: a fuckboy

Virgo: the person who invited crocs

Libra: a stupid hoe

Scorpio: everyone at school

Sagittarius: overly priced clothing

Capricorn: white people who try to whip

Aquarius: anyone who annoys them

Pisces: Nobody because they're a lil sweet cinnamon roll