Aries :- I love you more!

Taurus :- ... Really?

Gemini :- I love....cake

Cancer :- for how long?

Leo :- well, why wouldn't you

Virgo :- thank you

Libra :- I have to pee

Scorpio :- mhm

Sagittarius :- no, I loooove you

Capricorn :- I know

Aquarius :- what even is love?

Pisces :- huh?