Aries :-  Donald trump

Taurus :-  minions

Gemini :-  a spider ( they'd probably make someone else do it for them though )

Cancer :-  A meek millll

Leo :-  a badboy

Virgo :-  The person who invented crocs

Libra :-  A stupid hoe

Scorpio :- Everyone at school

Sagittarius :-  overly priced clothing

Capricorn :-  White people who try to whip

Aquarius :- Anyone who annoys them

Pisces :-  no one. Cuz they are sweep lil cinnamon roll