Aries: OH SHIT

Taurus: Lmao fuck my life

Gemini: ...oh

Cancer: Might as well give up now

Leo: Lol I don't care

Virgo: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HAD ONE FUCKING JOB DAMN IT

Libra: *Chillin*

Scorpio: Hahahahahaha shit

Sagittarius: Life goes on

Capricorn: *Actually able to fix the problem*

Aquarius: What the actual fuck

Pisces: *Cries*