Aries: You little bitch I’m not fucking done with you yet!

Taurus: Nope goodbye

Gemini: Yes, but here’s where you’re wrong *pulls up PowerPoint*

Cancer: You wanna fucking go you little slut? I’ll beat your ass up in five fucking seconds hoe! *starts crying*

Leo: Laughs and sasses them back

Virgo: I don’t have time for this. But you know what else girl/man…?

Libra: *types up an essay on why they’re wrong*

Scorpio: I literally will find you and kill you

Sagittarius: Leave me alone bitch

Capricorn: Can you not

Aquarius: *punches the computer*

Pisces: Probably falls asleep during the fight