Aries: Chris Traeger

Taurus: Jerry Gergich

Gemini: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Cancer: Donna Meagle

Leo: Craig Middlebrooks

Virgo: Ben Wyatt

Libra: Ron Swanson

Scorpio: April Ludgate

Sagittarius: Tom Haverford

Capricorn: Ann Perkins

Aquarius: Leslie Knope

Pisces: Andy Dwyer

I have no idea what this is, forgive me