Signs First Thought In The Morning

Aries: ALRIGHT LET'S GO

Taurus: Just another 30 min...

Gemini: where's my phone?

Cancer: Everybody hates me

Leo: Oh shit who was that?

Virgo: I'm tired... I'll call in sick

Libra: I have NOTHING to wear!

Scorpio: Death and darkness

Sagittarius: Where am I? How did I get here?

Capricorn: Better get to it!

Aquarius: I am God

Pisces: Can't wait for my nap