Signs As Friends Quotes

Aries: 

"I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it." ~Rachel

Taurus:

 "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" ~Joey

Gemini: 

"They don't know that we know they know we know." ~Phoebe

Cancer: 

"That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!" ~Joey

Leo: 

"Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!" ~Joey

Virgo: 

"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!" ~Ross

Libra: 

"Fine! Judge all you want but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!" ~Monica

Scorpio:

 "Just so you know, IT'S NOT THAT COMMON, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!" ~Rachel

Sagittarius: 

"Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won." ~Ross "Ross came in fourth and cried." ~Chandler

Capricorn: 

"Sorry I'm late, but I left late." ~Rachel

Aquarius: 

"You're over me? When were you...under me?" ~Ross

Pisces: 

"Tell him to email me at www-dot-haha-not-so-much-dot-com." ~Chandler