Aries: "OH SHIT"

Taurus: "Imao fuck my life"

Gemini: "...oh"

Cancer: "might as well give up now"

Leo: "lol don't care"

Virgo: "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HAD DONE FUCKING JOB DAMN IT"

Libra: *chillin*

Scorpio: "hahahhahhahaaa shit"

Sagittarius: "life goes on"

Capricorn: *actually able to fix problem*

Aquarius: "what the actual fuck"

Pisces: *cries*