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the signs as different levels of anxiety;
Aries: 6 missed calls from mom
Taurus: waking up really late for something important
Gemini: realizing you didn't do your homework
Cancer: public speaking
Leo: talking to relatives on the phone
Virgo: pop quizzes
Libra: being accused of something that you are guilty of
Scorpio: calling to cancel plans
Sagittarius: being told "we need to talk"
Capricorn: not having the homework that the teacher is collecting
Aquarius: lying awake at night thinking about embarrassing moments
Pisces: being asked about your future plans
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