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the signs locked in a closet with their crush;
Aries: *had secretly planned this all along*
Taurus: is it me, or is it warm in here?
Gemini: *pours out feelings then says just kidding*
Cancer: i'm just going to take a step over here
Leo: *tries to make it seem like a normal situation*
Virgo: touch me and i'll slap you
Libra: *comes up with a strategic plan to escape*
Scorpio: i think it's time i told you...
Sagittarius: *cracks too many jokes*
Capricorn: I LOVE YOU MARRY ME
Aquarius: *awkward silence*
Pieces: ouch, i just hit my head
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