Cause I am one. Now on to the facts and the lies

For me at least

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Anything water-related. Being in or near water truly makes them happy: swimming, sailing, fishing, surfing, even just walking on the beach. Bliss.

Dancing. Neptune rules dance! Pisceans, physically, often have very slinky bodies which seem to slip and glide along. Hypnotic.

Being witchy. This may manifest as simply binge-watching the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina a lot, or they may actually be the one giving you tarot readings, wafting sage over your bed and advising on crystals.

Writing. Drawn to self expression which they alone can control. Pisceans always have a lot of observations and insights to share, they are poetic and lyrical too.

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I love the water...Until I nearly drown, but I love it. My hair just floats and it's like space but you move easier and it's sounds are so calm

EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE DANCING

I use to watch that show. I loved it because of the talking black cat...I forgot his name but it was cool. Especially where they shrink

Heh...Haha...NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW MY PRIVATE SONGS
Because they bring Depresso Expressos. And of course, Wattpad

Anyway, more

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The Water sign trio /Pisces, Scorpio and Cancer/ all get on well with each other. They're all emotional, secretive and intuitive. There's a lot of watching vs talking and, to outsiders, it might look like nothing is happening you just can't see all the vibes being communicated amongst them

Pisces is a very romantic sign. They love to be in love, and will devote themselves to their partner like no other sign. Except, maybe, Cancer... but Cancer expects that shit in return, with bonuses, whereas Pisces is just happy to be there...But Cancer will come in the book later

But yeeeaaah, I don't care if the signs fit better or not. I love who I want...The devotion thing BUGS me though cause it's true...This is a long chapter OvO

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MYSTICAL (read: wild)

Like moths to a flame, Pisces all have an interest in the spiritual, mystical, even occult, side of life. And, lucky them, they usually have a little psychic twinkle in-built at birth (maybe that's where their great empathy emerges from). Your dad will always describe your Pisces pal as "the quirky one".

ROMANTIC (read: wet)

Somehow it's like Pisceans don't really belong in the 21st century world, what with Tinder and FWB situations etc. They would prefer a more traditional age, being courted and wooed; one where our more base behaviours were perhaps easier hidden away... For Pisces, out of sight is out of mind. They love to be in love, and don't like anything which shatters that rosy illusion and feeling. They will glaze over when you tell them you have PROOF they have fallen into the d*cksand (again!).

IMPRESSIONABLE (read: elusive)

Like Neptune's magician, Pisces can conjure up distractions and illusions around their true opinions, loyalties and even identity. They go with the flow, they can morph into the crowd. Who the fuck is this person? Their bottomless well of intuition, quick silver imagination and watery nature make them almost like shape shifters. Being the final sign of the zodiac also lends them the traits of the other eleven!

IMAGINATIVE (read: fantasist)

Blessed with a natural-born empathy, interest in human nature, creativity and massive imagination, Pisceans are nearly always drawn towards the arts in some way. The double edge of their ability to create new realms is that they can have trouble living in the real world and may create illusions to protect themselves from it.

PLEASURE SEEKING (read: drunk)

Pisceans, what with all that insight about human nature and such a sensitive constitution, often turn to escapism, over indulgence and intoxication just to relax and quieten down the vibes throbbing in their psyche.

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Okay...
So...I do seek to escape reality and sometimes water helps. Or staying up and feeling like crap later

But still...

Most of this is true

Though I will experiment on my class mates cause I'm curious of their reactions and...I like doing that. Seeing their emotions of anger and fustration...Even though it hurts

Hehe

I know, I'm crazy...

But I don't need to be wooed. I like it, but it's not needed...PET ME BISHES

Anyway, tag time!!!

BlueCrey Eeeey, Virgo

__Purple_Fluffball__ -v-'

XXJayTheKingXX Hey!

nekowifu23 Heyo

_Shipping_Addict_ HI

Scarletred1990 Heh

Cookix01 Sad bean

killerbunny24 Q~Q I'm sorry...

Oof, I wanna know your signs! Please...Except Crey and I'm sure someone is a Sagittarius

Anyway, let's go to the next chapter, Weeeeeee

-SamSam

Only certain people call me dat

Is mine

Bya!