Aries: I am going to seduce this motherfucker

Taurus: Is this indigestion? (Whatever that means)

Gemini: What the fuck. No

Cancer: Not again

Leo: Oh gawd

Virgo: No thanks

Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY??

Scorpio: But why me tho?

Sagittarius: But why?

Capricorn: I did not sign up for this

Aquarius: Bye

Pisces: Fuck

The Aries one made me laugh. Anyway, hope you enjoyed. XOX.