Aries: An Elmo band leader

Taurus: An owning restaurant

Gemini: Living in a mansion

Cancer: Being chased by paparazzi

Leo: Owning a condom factory

Virgo: A founder of a very important technology

Libra: A model

Scorpio: In a mental hospital

Sagittarius: Somewhere In Africa on an adventure

Capricorn: Earning a billion dollars

Aquarius: A hoe that gets paid a lot

Pisces: Alone in a mental hospital with Scorpio

Hope you enjoyed. Plz don't take these personal. XOX.