Aries: I'm not scared.

Taurus: I have no room for dessert.

Gemini: Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

Cancer: I'm not upset. *On the verge of tears*

Leo: No I'm not jealous.

Virgo: Oh well that's so interesting. *Has already read about the article a year ago and knows more about it than you.

Libra: You're my greatest friend. *Said this to 10+ people*

Scorpio: I don't give a fuck.

Sagittarius: Nah, Nah, It's all good it's legal. Don't worry.

Capricorn: I don't know. *They do, they just don't care enough to explain*

Aquarius: Sorry. *Not sorry*

Pisces: I'm on my way. *Still in bed*

Hope you enjoyed. XOX.