Aries: Liars
Taurus: Mouthy ignorant people
Gemini: Fake friends
Cancer: Friendship abusers
Leo: Conceited bitches
Virgo: Geminis (How strange)
Libra: Fake lovers
Scorpio: You
Sagittarius: Strict teachers and parents
Capricorn: Slow Internet
Aquarius: Whining and complaining
Pisces: Your hopes and dreams (*Hopes and Dreams plays in the nearby distance*)