Aries: 9 years old and that asked too many questions

Taurus: 21 years old but has their 15-year-old days

Gemini: 5 years old

Cancer: 45 years old

Leo: 16 dramatic teenager

Virgo: 30 but also can be 10 on a bad day

Libra: 26 years old

Scorpio: 60-year-old bitter old lady

Sagittarius: 13 years old

Capricorn: 55 years old

Aquarius: 28 years old with a degree on their back that they actually use

Pisces: 1-year-old baby