Aries - thinks about jumping out the window but realizes they are living on the 10th floor (jumps anyway)

Taurus - they're on the toilet

Gemini - grabs their important belongings like a bottle of wine and their books before storming out of the house

Cancer - looking for the bible

Leo - live streaming on Instagram

Virgo - hides under the table and cries

Libra - goes back to sleep

Scorpio - they are horny

Sagittarius - texts their soulmate "I hid 5000$ under the b-" *dies*

Capricorn - gets stuck in the elevator NOOOO

Aquarius - "Finally...it's over...I am ready...take me."

Pisces - "VIRGO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE THERE'S NO MORE PLACE FOR YOU UNDER THIS TABLE!!"