Aries: Tried to drink their own pee like Bear Grylls

Taurus: Wore a Furry Suit during hunting season

Gemini: Licked a battery and got electrocuted

Cancer: Ate too much cinnamon during the cinnamon challenge

Leo: Crossed the street w/out looking both ways

Virgo: Forgot to bring a coat on the coldest day of the year

Libra: Looked down a shotgun barrel

Scorpio: Tried to sell drugs and asked "is Pepsi ok?"

Sagittarius: Went to Australia w/out bug spray

Capricorn: Believed in the 5 second rule

Aquarius: Entered a room w/out turning on the lights and got murdered

Pisces: Slipped on a banana peel