aries: i'm doing it MY way;

taurus: why can't you just drop things and come help me? that's what good friends do;

gemini: just stop doing that and let's go do something fun;

cancer: you IMPLIED you would go with me!;

leo: you're taking it out on me because you're insecure;

virgo: that's not how i wanted that done.. i'll just do it myself;

libra: .. but that's not fair for anyone;

scorpio: i have you wrapped around my finger;

sagittarius: well you never said i COULDN'T do that! how was i supposed to know?;

capricorn: i'm the only one who can fucking do anything around here;

aquarius: [insert wild and impossible scheme];

pisces: i don't know.. just decide for me.