Aries: murdering people

Taurus: sleeping

Gemini: transforming into the meme lord

Cancer: gossiping with their parent

Leo: face-timing with their friends

Virgo: watching spongebob

Libra: reading 50 shades of grey (kinky)

Scorpio: fishing for compliments on Omegle

Sagittarius: actually partying

Capricorn: cosplaying

Aquarius: aggressively blogging

Pisces: hiding dead bodies

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sometimes i forget theres a literal pandemic happening and then i go outside and im like "oh yup thats still going on" lol