Aries: How loud they are

Taurus: How much they weigh

Gemini: How many people like them

Cancer: Everything

Leo: How pretty they are

Virgo: If people think they're nerdy

Libra: If they're annoying to others

Scorpio: Their secrets

Sagittarius: Their personality

Capricorn: Judgement

Aquarius: If their friends hate them secretly

Pisces: What people think of them

Dang, I can relate to all of these >~< Anyone else?