Aries: "will you give me five bucks if i swallow a live fish"

Taurus: "omfg they actually sell seafood here that's so sad but tbh let's get some"

Gemini: "guys i'm actually fluent in whale" *annoying whale noises*

Cancer: "how can these fish stay under water for so long without taking a breath"

Leo: "I FOUND NEMO HAHAHA"

Virgo: "omg i want a dolphin how much is a dolphin"

Libra: *gets stung by jellyfish* "aw it likes me"

Scorpio: "how do whales have sex?"

Sagittarius: "good thing i brought my swimsuit" *somehow breaks into tank*

Capricorn: "where can i apply to be a wildlife handler i want to work with these beautiful animals"

Aquarius: *buys an artsy starfish souvenir from the gift shop* "because i'm a star"

Pisces: "where's the mermaid exhibition though"

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The Cancer one killed me! I laughed too hard at that.

How many pets do you have (if you have pets) or how many do you want to have (if you don't have pets) or do you want any at all (if you don't have pets)?