Aries: THE PLANE IS GONNA CRASH!!!!!! just kidding lmao

Taurus: this airplane food tastes like sh*t!! *eats it anyway*

Gemini: the internet is down! I REPEAT THE INTERNET IS DOWN!

Cancer: everyone remain calm! I SERIOUSLY DID NOT JUST FART IT WASNT ME!

Leo: the walls are closing in! AND THEY HAVE NO MIRRORS ON THEM! *screams*

Virgo: lol is it cool if I do yoga? *pulls out yoga mat*

Libra: I'm seriously gonna jump out this window because I hate you all fml

Scorpio: DO IT YOU OLD HAG! JUMP!!

Sagittarius: *muffled* can someone let me out of this suitcase? I ran out of yogurt

Capricorn: will you all shut up? I'm trying to sleep.

Aquarius: is it illegal to bring knives into other countries?? YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO CUT A FOREIGN B*TCH!

Pisces: *is skydiving*