Aries: Wait what

Taurus: I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want

Gemini: Please be twins

Cancer: *already has room themes picked out*

Leo: My kid is going to be even more perfect than I am

Virgo: ...........

Libra: *celebratory round is shots* oh f*ck

Scorpio: Ew what

Sagittarius: YOOOOOOOO

Capricorn: *happy crying*

Aquarius: *apologizes to future child*

Pisces: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT