Aries: falls off ladder

Taurus: does not want to change the light bulb

Gemini: almost burns the house down

Cancer: angry because they don't know how to change a light bulb

Leo: shines brighter than the light bulb

Virgo: the only one that knows how to change a light bulb

Libra: calls someone to do it for them

Scorpio: is perfectly happy creeping in the dark

Sagittarius: will do it tomorrow

Capricorn: doesn't have time for this

Aquarius: actually uses candles

Pisces: light bulb? what light bulb?