Aries: Kills you

Taurus: Throws things

Gemini: Screams

Cancer: Crying

Leo: Ranting

Virgo: Silent Treatment

Libra: Slams doors

Scorpio: Murders you in your sleep

Sagittarius: Storms out

Capricorn: Gets your fired

Aquarius: Yelling into the phone

Pisces: Stays in bed

Which one did you get? I feel like I'm technically all of them, except for a few...