Aries: i might as well call you google cause you have everything i'm searching for

Taurus: do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes

Gemini: are you Australian cause you met all of my koala-fications

Cancer: you must be a banana because i find you a-peeling

Leo: while i'm here, what's your two next wishes

Virgo: someone call god! he is missing an angel

Libra: are you a keyboard, cause you are just my type

Scorpio: your hand looks heavy, i can carry it for you

Sagittarius: i may not be a photographer, but i can picture you and i together

Capricorn: i lost my number, can i have yours?

Aquarius: you're perfect but there's one thing i want to change about you. your last name.

Pisces: you're like a sharpie. super fine.

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i promised didn't i ;)

all of these are so smooth, i can't–