Aries: I DON'T KNOW

Taurus: You stupid idiot

Gemini: They just kinda glare to to the side and nod

Cancer: Really sad and self-critical jokes

Leo: Haha awh that's so cute

Virgo: Uhhhg *covers their face and run*

Libra: Are you serious bro?

Scorpio: You're so stupid!

Sagittarius: Why would you _____?

Capricorn: Wait what

Aquarius: Either something really funny or rude

Pisces: They're always whispering so??