Aries: Haha, fuck yes, this is my house

   Taurus: *Hooks up with Satan*

   Gemini: I thought this place would've been a lot more uglier, but it's actually kinda pretty

   Cancer: I like how the air conditioner still works really well

   Leo: *Goes up to Satan* Hey babe, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
*Oh no, HE'S MY MAN LEO!!!*

   Virgo: It's so booooooring here ugh

   Libra: Nice Prada shoes Satan

   Scorpio: *Get sent to heaven because they burn down hell*

   Sagittarius: Wooo party!!!

   Capricorn: I knew it. Hell is real. Nice

   Aquarius: FREE NACHOS WHOOP

   Pisces: What the fuck why is no one else upset about the fact that they're sent to hell?!