Libra: *Tries to say are you kidding me and are you fucking with me at the same time*
   Libra: ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!
   Leo: No, but that can be arranged:)
   Libra: Wh-

   Capricorn: *Eating dinner with Virgos parents*
   Virgo: Oi daddy, pass the salt
   Virgos dad and Capricorn: *Reaches for Scorpio*
   Scorpio: Whatthefuck

   Aries: Hey babe, how's your night going?
   Gemini: My What?
   Aries: Night
   Gemini: Oh okay, goodnight

   Cancer: Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off?
   Scorpio: Oh no, I think I know where this is heading
   Cancer: He's all right now
   Scorpio: Omg stop you aRE ACTUAL CANCER!
   Cancer: Well duh
   Scorpio: No I mean— y'know what I'm not even going to try

   Aquarius: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon
   Taurus: Ya, So?
   Aquarius: Neil A... read that backwards
   Taurus: HOLY FUCK!!!

   Sagittarius: There should be a warning sign on my dick
   Pisces: Excuse me what?
   Sagittarius: Yeah, it should say choking hazard
   Pisces: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?