The signs as bïtches:

Aries: Angry Bïtch

Taurus: Hungry Bïtch

Gemini: Hoe Bïtch

Cancer: Crying Bïtch

Leo: Best Bïtch

Virgo: Cleanest Bïtch

Libra: Weirdest Bïtch

Scorpio: Hottest Bïtch

Sagittarius: Baddest Bïtch

Capricorn: Shy Bïtch

Aquarius: The Worst Bïtch

Pisces: Not even a Bïtch