The zodiac signs as Natural Disasters:

Aries: Volcano

Taurus: Earthquake

Gemini: Sandstorm

Cancer: Tidal Wave

Leo: Heat Wave

Virgo: Avalanche

Libra: Hurricane

Scorpio: Micro Burst

Sagittarius: Wild Fire

Capricorn: Blizzard

Aquarius: Asteroid

Pisces: Flood