The signs in a zombie apocalypse:

Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always lead people into trouble

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when the zombies are nearby

Cancer: Gets shit done but complains they have to do everything

Leo: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily

Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant

Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood

Scorpio: Is happy that can now kill something without guilt

Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies

Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent

Aquarius: Starts daydreaming the gets bit

Pisces: *cries*