Why the signs have no social life:

Aries: "I choose not to...I hate everyone."

Taurus: "Rather hang out with my dog."

Gemini: "Eating is better than talking!"

Cancer: "Because I luv my bed."

Leo: "I don't text back."

Virgo: "Netflix is my social life."

Libra: "Wait, what's social lives?"

Scorpio: Busy with world domination

Sagittarius: "Cats are better than people tho."

Capricorn: "I would...but I like my couch."

Aquarius: Sleep = Socializing

Pisces: "But Twitters social so ha!"