The signs as Teenagers:

Aries: Makes a Joke

Taurus: Uses Emojis

Gemini: Watches Gay Porn

Cancer: Eats and Cries

Leo: Is Confused

Virgo: Hits on Older Sibling's Friends

Libra: Tries to Balance Everything

Scorpio: Plays with a Lighter

Sagittarius: Plans World Domination

Capricorn: Fist Pumps

Aquarius: Bitches about Memes

Pisces: Questions Everything