Reasons to be friends with the signs:

Aries: Is the best company you can have

Taurus: Gives the best gifts

Gemini: Can be your partner in crime

Cancer: Is available to cuddle with you

Leo: Makes you good food

Virgo: Takes you to the best restaurants in town

Libra: Loves to talk... about everything

Scorpio: Is always there for you, no matter what

Sagittarius: Drives you home when you're drunk

Capricorn: Could do anything to make you smile

Aquarius: Comes to your house to talk about Freud

Pisces: Remembers your birthday