What the signs think about in the morning:

Aries: "ALRIGHT, LET'S GO!"

Taurus: "Just another 30 mins."

Gemini: "Where's my phone?"

Cancer: "Everyone hates me."

Leo: "Oh shit, who's that?"

Virgo: "I'm tired, I call in sick."

Libra: "I have nothing to wear!!"

Scorpio: "Death and Darkness."

Sagittarius: "Where am I? How did I get here?"

Aquarius: "Better get to it!"

Capricorn: "Hello, Hell."

Pisces: "I am God."