The signs last words:

Aries: "I hid a million dollars under the-" *dies*

Taurus: "Thanks for the going away cake, guys."

Gemini: "Knock Knock." ....."Who's there?" *dies*

Cancer: Some cliché movie words

Leo: "You should see the look on your face."

Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked?

Libra: "Lol, bye."

Scorpio: "I'M READY FOR HELL!"

Sagittarius: "Wait, am I dying?"

Capricorn: "Finally man, this was exhausting."

Aquarius: "I see the light... that's hellfire."

Pisces: "Tell my chinchilla I love him."