The signs when they are drunk:

Aries: *Falls on their face repeatedly*

Taurus: "I NEED TO GET HOME! I FORGOT TO FEED MY CAT!"

Gemini: *Talks really fast about things that make no sense*

Cancer: *Starts thinking about the past and cries*

Leo: *Does drunk karaoke*

Virgo: "I think I just pissed my pants..."

Libra: "Listen...Picasso? Not that great."

Scorpio: "Who wants to fück?"

Sagittarius: *Laughs at everything*

Capricorn: *Passionately lip syncing to Bruno Mars*

Aquarius: *Believes they can fly*

Pisces: "There is no way we are alone in this world..."