What the signs do at school:

Aries: Always yelling

Taurus: "What the fuck am I doing here?"

Gemini: Has to leave the class because they're laughing at their own joke

Cancer: Eating in class

Leo: "How about no?"

Virgo: Good grades, hiding a machete in their bag probably

Libra: Never does their homework

Scorpio: Looks like they're ready to murder everyone

Sagittarius: Procrastinates until the end of time

Capricorn: Thinks they're the teacher

Aquarius: No fucks were given

Pisces: Drawing ducks/dicks on the table