The signs at a Hotel:

Aries: "I rather sleep on the floor, then sleep with *points to Capricorn*."

Taurus: *Eats all the food in the fridge*

Gemini: "You're gonna pay for that Taurus."

Cancer: "This hotel feels nice, doesn't it?"

Leo: *Listens to The Weeknd with Virgo while making sex jokes*

Virgo: *Is uncomfortable* "Oh god..."

Libra: *Agrees with Cancer* "It is!"

Scorpio: *Is sleeping*

Sagittarius: *Pulls Aquarius to the swimming pool* "Lets go swimming!"

Capricorn: "What do you mean?" *is very offended by Aries*

Aquarius: "O-okay jeez." *is forced to go swimming*

Pisces: *Contemplating life*