The signs as Cliché Breakup Lines:

Aries: "I just don't feel that spark."

Taurus: "You're too good for me."

Gemini: "We're just on too different paths right now."

Cancer: "I love you, I'm just not in love with you."

Leo: "It's not me, it's you."

Virgo: "I really just need to work on myself."

Libra: "I'm just not ready for a serious relationship."

Scorpio: "I'm too fücked up for you."

Sagittarius: "I'm too young to be tied down."

Capricorn: "I don't really see a future together."

Aquarius: "We're just better off as friends, you know?"

Pisces: "You deserve someone better than me."