The signs reaction to being pregnant:

Aries: "Wait! What, when did I - oh fück stupid midnight in the hot tub, I am so fücking stupid!"

Taurus: "FÜCK YES! I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BE FAT AND EAT WHATEVER AND AS MUCH AS I WANT!"

Gemini: "I swear if you're not twins. I did not have sex 2 times with your father to get twins."

Cancer: *Already has room themes picked out* "Okay, so black hearts on that side and black hearts on the other. We have to make sure our child is emo."

Leo: "My kid is going to be even more perfect than I am."

Virgo: "Clears throat and looks at pregnancy test* "Goddamit, but how? I'm gay."

Libra: *Celebrity round of shots* "Oh fück."

Scorpio: "Ew! WHY?"

Sagittarius: "YOLO!"

Capricorn: *Happy crying*

Aquarius: *Looks down at stomach* "Dear future baby, I am so sorry."

Pisces: "NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG OF A WAIT!"