The signs working at a bakery:

Aries: Gets too sassy with customers

Taurus: Self-assigned taste tester of every dessert

Gemini: Designs the big wedding cakes

Cancer: Accidentally locks them self in freezer

Leo: Bedazzles apron and bakers hat

Virgo: Knocks cake over and pretends it wasn't them

Libra: Fills up tip jar by charming customers

Scorpio: Licks the batter off mixing spoon and bowl

Sagittarius: Starts a flour fight in the kitchen

Capricorn: Employee of the month, every month

Aquarius: Comes up with weird new cookie flavors

Pisces: Wins award for their flawless cupcakes