The signs as Dogs thoughts:

Aries: Is that the mailman? I'm gonna chase him down and kill him

Taurus: FOOD??

Gemini: I know you didn't actually throw that ball

Cancer: MASTER, why are you leaving?

Leo: Don't stop petting me till I say it's okay

Virgo: I know where all my bones are buried so please stop trying to find them

Libra: Love me MASTER!

Scorpio: This isn't name brand dog food?

Sagittarius: I am going to bark at nothing because I can

Capricorn: I know I've been laying in the same spot for three days and I am going to continue to lay there

Aquarius: Don't touch me unless I say you can

Pisces: I am a daydreamer about big field and many butts to sniff